Woven From Sapphire Fiber

30th May 2012

Post reblogged from Diane Duane with 10,791 notes

dduane:

Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.

English Person: Quick let’s get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don’t forget the sun tan cream factor 50.

WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what’s this odd feeling, I’m not cold, it must be what we’ve read about… warmth.

SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT

Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.

Florida Person: It’s such a nice day outside today. Maybe…whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT—FUCK IT’S RAINING.

Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.

California Person: Oh great, more fog.

Spirit World: Haha.

Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?

Arizona Person: Better break out the winter gear early. Oh, now it’s 105. Perfect weather for a stroll in the park.

Minnesota Person: Shorts, t-shirt, let’s walk the dog(s)! Bicycles and motorcycles and driving weather! C’mon kids, let’s go for a drive around the lake! Oh? Lilacs are blooming? Golly gee, bless those poor folks with allergies!

Irish Person: (shrugs) It won’t last. It never does.

Colorado person: (suspicious glare) Yeah, I’m staying inside until the weather decides if it wants to get really hot or really cold.

Source: wrennyjen

26th May 2012

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So much for a quiet day…

The neighbors needed an emergency babysitter, so most of the day was spent herding two little boys around the apartment complex. Very tiring.

Though it was amusing watching my mom chase them around the playground yelling at them to find her balls.

(We brought out a couple of nerf guns to keep them occupied; they shoot foam balls and she wanted to make sure we got all of them back since refill packs are expensive.)

Tagged: manthat was good birth controlreally really don't want kidsespecially hyperactive little boys

25th May 2012

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Last night, against my better judgement, I published a bit of venting about my mom. Usually I have the good sense to keep that stuff buried in a word document on my hard drive, instead of putting it out there for the internet to see and preserve eternally.

I cried wolf a bit, I guess. My mom and I have these little fights all the time. Yeah, they make both of us feel bad, and I overreact sometimes because I tend to be an overly emotional person, but it really wasn’t as big of a deal as that thing I wrote made it out to be. Sorry if I worried anyone.

Tagged: ranty thing

24th May 2012

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So, it’s finally happened

My mom got mad at me for having my music too loud.

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Tagged: ranty thingslight hearing loss actually comes down my dad's side of the familyso I'm already concerned about this as it isand I never keep my music anywhere near as loud as I'd really like itbecause I don't want to lose my hearingbut that's irrelevantbecause I'm a teenagerand teenagers can't do responsible things like keeping music at a reasonable volumeor research hearing loss prevention